A gift for the person who has everything: a calendar of England’s prisons

by Diana Burrell on December 16, 2008

Kevin Beresford prison calendar

Giving new meaning to the phrase “doing time,” a calendar depicting some of England’s most notorious prisons is a surprise holiday bestseller, according to the Guardian. Developed by a courier named Kevin Beresford, the calendar includes color pictures of Wormword Scrubs, Long Lartin, and my personal favorite as a Smiths’ fan, Strangeways, although now its proper name is HMP Manchester.

Beresford created another calendar a few years ago: a pictorial of England’s famous roundabouts. I think this guy’s crazily brilliant. I’d love to find either one of these calendars under my tree next week.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenna Schnuer December 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Ditto on thinking the guy is crazy brilliant. I want one of those. I’d love to leap on his idea and do something like that locally (especially about NJ, where I grew up) but somehow I don’t think a calendar of strip malls would become a surprise bestseller.

dianaburrell December 16, 2008 at 5:37 pm

I think it would be hilarious, Jenna. Do it. DO IT!!! You could also do the “Exits of the Jersey Pike” calendar and pose a beefcake with each sign. Mmm, Mr. Exit 14, City of Newark.

Jenna Schnuer December 17, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Hmmm. You know, I may just have to do it. If all goes ahead, look for the 2010 calendar on sale on CafePress next holiday season! ;-)

Kevin Beresford April 9, 2009 at 6:31 am

Good morning USA!
It’s Kevin Beresford here. The Brit that came up with the idea of a prisons and roundabout calendar. I’m doing some market research – What do you guys think of a Road Kill calendar for 2010. Dont hold back – honest comments please.
Warm regards Crazy Kevin

Sali Moore November 29, 2011 at 5:58 pm

where can i buy a prison calender for 2012? cant find them anywhere? xx

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